thesassylorax:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

I’M TWENTY YEARS OLD AND I STILL LOSE MY SHIT AT THIS EVERY GODDAMN TIME

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This episode turns 13 years old this year. That’s horrifying.

(via jack-o-grandpa)



lnsomaniac:

uniteed:

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now

(via asian)


1 month ago · 186,091 notes (© uniteed)

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via askgeorgebush)


1 month ago · 217,993 notes (© imsoshive)

You looked pretty buff for a junkie, I have to tell you.

(Source: chrisevanssource, via blushingsteve)


1 month ago · 1,735 notes (© chrisevanssource)

workbitchs:

Rihanna being a shady bitch during music awards - 2007/2013/2014

(via pewpewlazernipples)


1 month ago · 126,773 notes (© workbitchs)

bigbardafree:

idris elba looks like how good cologne smells

(via pewpewlazernipples)


1 month ago · 50,642 notes (© bigbardafree)

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

(via asian)


1 month ago · 778,866 notes (© wholockian-at-hogwarts)

(Source: atane, via pewpewlazernipples)


1 month ago · 71,833 notes (© atane)

Best of Autocorrect 

pewpewlazernipples:

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

MOTTSAPPLESAUCE


1 month ago · 316,718 notes (© rocknrollercoaster)

deanandaidan:

mrs-jack-turner:

maskednocturnalvigilantism:

paramaline:

shout out to thorin oakenshield for getting lost in the shire not once, but twice

#not all those who wander are lost #(but some are)

too majestic to ask for directions

Even the ring wraiths asked for directions.

Omg

(Source: boromirs)


1 month ago · 74,934 notes (© boromirs)